Hello [What's All This Then?] Lyrics

So welcome to the world, yeah...
All you late-comers, just step on board.
I'm happy, glad you came.
So welcome home again!

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.

Hello peter, hello Paul,
Saints and sinners, welcome all.
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Boy...
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Consider, if you will
This great big question, unanswered still :
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
The colour blue and the colour green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.

Little Richard, Little Nell,
Willie Wonker and William Tell,
Salman Rushdie and Kim Basell,
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

So welcome to the team.
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Yeah -- the riddle, I mean.
What's the answer?
It's plain to see -- blue is blue and it always will be.

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad.

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hays,
Bary Humphries and Paris Grey,
Little Neitzsche, Christian Doe,
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hillaire, Freddy Flintstone, Fred Estaire,
Desmond Tutu, Stephen Blair,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown, Leslie Crowder, come on down.
Mary Wilson, Diane Flow,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Jean-Paul Sartre, Sydney Bungle, Jeffrey Archer,
Andre Previn and the L.S.O.,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Hello!